My play on a resume...

Enneagram type 3 wing 4 but rising above it
Not currently seeking an identity

Stuff I Do

Dog Borrower

Auntie Rachel to many a puppen doggen

Rachel & Nir

Your Neighborhood Pet Sitters

Expert nickname-maker, serenader, and learner (reflects on moments of difficulty, power struggle, or minor chaos to reaffirm responsibility and grow)

Our house

References: Brownie, Mia, Zoey, Bentley, Sadie, Elvis, Momo, Bandit, Butters, Murray, Lola, Winnie, Ollie, Franklin, Fae, Nadia, Roxy, Stan, Doodle, Misty, Foxy, Shawnie, Roxy, Sheela

Cat Mom

Cats flourish into the fullest expression of themselves under the light of my love and care.

Warm Places

USA, Heaven, Colombia

References: Fofo, Pepsi, Max X Balls, the scratches on my arms

Library Keeper

Creating warm feelings among the passers by

Little Free Library

The tree by the lake

References: Lake walkers, runners, and strollers

Other stuff

Massage enthusiast (enthusiastic about massages)
DIY salonist (nails, lashes, and i-tip extensions)
Birder
Recovering over-achiever
Selling Sunset analyst
Abs of steal
Plarent
Host to a healthy gut biome
Cat-oriented
Serious about cats
Russophile
Composed of a great many water molecules
Fashionista

Education

MA Marriage

Nir University

Lifetime Appointment

Apologies, willingness to be humbled and learn, attentive and loving acceptance, embracing conflict and growing from it

Certificate of Resilience

The School of Suffering

06/2023-04/2024

Survived

Languages

Human (9 variations*), Cat, Dog

*English, Spanish, French, Swahili, Russian, Child’s Hebrew, Chichewa (ish, I forgot it), Portuguese, Portanhol, Port. Creole

Languages I’m learning

Bird, Orchid

Love Languages

Touch, People Listening to Me Talk About My Nails and Selling Sunset (also a love test)